Elfy. 26. Scottish. Artist.
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A wasp flew in my hair and got caught and jamie had to save me. My whole life flashed before my eyes

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Posted 4 hours ago on Monday
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You dont appreciate the pleasures of casual work uniform until you have a “proper” uniform in summer. Next few days Im free of fitted shirts *rejoyces*

Dad called me today to let me know my gran was “loads better now” but not without letting me know that just after I left last week, SHE STARTED INTERNALLY BLEEDING and was on life support and the whole fucking family had to make the decision whether or not to pull the plug on her.
I actually dont even know what the FUCK to think.
Im like…SHE WAS DYING. AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME. WHAT THE FUCK.
but Im also like EVERYTHINGS OKAY NOW AND SHES MAKING PROGRESS AGAIN
but mostly THEY HAD THAT CONVERSATION AND I NEVER FUCKING KNEW.

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Retail staff rage

I am shaking with pure rage over a self-rightous, rude fucking cow of a customer. She comes in at 2.50 (we close at 3) and we were rammed with customers so I pulled the door closed (not locked) and she went and opened it again and put it on the hook. I goes back and closes it again and she says “ive put that on the hook because I need to get out with my buggy”….rude already.
So I said to her “right okay, well we do close at 3 so I need to keep the door closed. If you just give me a shout and Ill help you with the door on the way out but we are closing soon”. Dirty looks.
She then proceeds to be a total cock to sam about the shoe care asking for a blue cream. Sam asks her which shade because we stock a few shades and our creams dye the leather so wanted to get the perfect shade so as not to ruin her shoes.
Customer says “I dont know what shade they are I just want to buy a cream and if its not right I obviously wont use it”.
At this point wendy comes through and said to her she will need to bring the shoe in so we can correctly colour match so we cant be liable for damage for selling incorrect care products.
Customer storms off so I go to open and hold the door for her. I say ” thanks very much” with a smile, she stops her buggy in the doorway, looks at her watch then said to me “you dont shut for another 10 minutes you dont have to be so rude to your customers” and nearly fucking rolled her wee brat over my toes and stormed off down the street.
Ive never met anyone so fucking up their own arse that they think they have a right and a responsibility to treat staff like fucking shit. Ive had my share of shit customers but she was so rude and just has sent me on a pure rage.
We are providing a service we’re not slaves we’re not going to lie on the ground and let you walk all over us.
Retail staff are human beings, fucking treat us like it. Cunt.

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f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

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Too many moths have attacked me in the past 48 hours

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I need a drink

I’m a fucking moron. I manage to make a total cunt of everything pretty quickly.

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Posted 3 days ago on Thursday
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!

Although I love this poster. it is INCREDIBLY disappointing and inaccurate to the section of the book this film should take place in. Still stokeeeeeed though

On a totally unrelated topic
Despite hearing how much person wants me in his shower with him I still cant help feeling Im too chubbers for him. HOW RIDICULOUS AM I.

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i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

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To add to the list of STUPID SHIT that my phobia of moths make me do:

A moth the size of a small bird was arseing around my head at the bus stop. And I was so terrified of this BALL OF SATAN that I jumped (literally) on the first bus that came round the corner and it went the totally wrong way and I ended up having to walk home anyway.
Moths are fucking evil.

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How is it possible that I can have such biploar opinions about my body. Felt fucking great yesterday and now Ive resorted to rolling around 99% naked because its too hot and all I can think is IM A BEACHED WHALE. A SWEATY WHALE.
Can this gtf can I just have one or the other please.

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Posted 5 days ago on Tuesday
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heavens-assassin said: …what lmao!

I sat down and this spanish family sat RIGHT NEXT TO ME they might as well have sat on my lap. and their baby crawled into my handbag headfirst I was like WTF. and the dad pulled him out all embarrassed. naw.

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