Who’s up for a chit chat eh? eh? eh?

I am on my own tonight (technically, the whole weekend) as it is Steph’s 1 year anniversary with her boyfriend this weekend and he’s coming down.
I may need some loud music later for the coitus that will inevitably follow.
I was going to sit in listening to some Lionel Ritchie, and ruin all of my throwing up thin-ness/working out with a MASSIVE tub of chocolate ice cream, but the shop next door is only selling it for like a fiver, and I am not willing to pay that much to drown my sorrows and cry/whinge like a fanny.

So I have settled for chocolate yazoo, 2 mini pizzas and PROBABLY The extended cut of Paul.
Tomorrow I am having a romantic aromatherapy bubble bath with myself, then I am going to get dressed, and make myself look nice, and SOMEONE WILL COME TO CARLISLE AND WE WILL GO FOR COFFEE OR A MASSIVE SLUSHIE, OR SOMETHING NICE.
yes.
Someone will do that….I am taking offers.